Perhaps this is authentic Chinese food? IF Chinese food tastes like lead mixed with funk, then this place is as real as it gets.
I don't want to be harsh, because the service was quick and reliable, but the food really missed the mark.. I couldn't brush my teeth quickly enough.
Don't do the dumplings, don't do the fried rice and don't do the crispy chicken and chiles. Since that was my experience, that's really the only advice I have. Oh, and bring some mints and Pepto.