The only reason I stepped foot in this place was to hang out with friends I hadn't seen in half a year who insisted on coming here for Summerlicious ($25 prix fixe). Having read Yelpers' comments, the bar was already low, but Spice Route was like a fat guy doing limbo - bending over backwards to make it under, but his belly just ends up knocking the bar down. He's fun to look at, but then you realize his limbo attempt is just a stupid joke that isn't really worth a laugh after all. Nah mean? This place seems to be all about appearance rather than food or drink. Wasn't impressed by any of the three courses of my meal.
Made a trip to the ladies' room (AKA had to find a door with a "W" on it... Ooooh, how postmodern minimalist), and overheard a dude say "That was the worst bathroom experience of my life."