I just don't get it.
I don't understand why you would go to the trouble of opening a restaurant, call yourself the King of something, and then serve lazy, subpar food.
I was walking by and couldn't help but notice a very impressive-looking spit covered in delicious-seeming meat, so I stopped in and ordered a chicken shawarma wrap. I guess my first indication that things were not going to turn out well was the clerk grabbing pieces of already-cut chicken from a tray underneath the aforementioned spit.
Doesn't it go without saying that the whole point of shawarma are those crispy bits you get from meat that's been cooking for a while? Why even use the spit if you're not going to do that?
Anyway, it goes without saying that the wrap was a soggy mess. None of the toppings stood out and the whole thing just tasted of a chicken-flavored mush.
You are the king of nothing, Shawarma's King. Abdicate your throne.