"You were rubbing both my hands
"Chewing on a candy bar"
"You said, 'Ain't this just like the present
"To be showing up like this?'"
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Quick Review
+ Fillaseat (FaS) is still perfectly worth it for the big ticket, major events they continue to feature several times a year. The price of membership is eclipsed several times over by one of these big events alone: 600$, 800$ per ticket face value.
+ Still enough offerings to easily attend fifty shows (or a show per week) through FaS alone; however, I have decreased to thirty per year average in the past couple of annual membership periods.
- They lost a vital relationship with an important partner that offered sporting events through FaS and thus their number of sport offerings has decreased significantly.
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Let me be clear: I am a FaS member and will remain so until they go out of business or they boot me off, whichever comes first. It is still a solid source for tickets to show for locals at a dirt cheap cost when taking into account how much tickets retail for and how many one can acquire (four per day for three hundred and sixty five days [sixty six during leap years]).
Some people expect Coachella weekend one passes to be up available on FaS at all times to be reserved at anyone's leisure. Get real. Pro Tip: become friends with the Kardashians/Jenners/Wests or Danny-fucking-DeVito if that is what you expect.
Pro Tip: comedy is good for the soul. Try to laugh a lil' sometimes.
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Here is what FaS permits you to do which others do not:
* Cancel requests after making them. Awesome.
* Make use of a mobile application. Awesome.
* Be awesome. Awesome.
How can so many bitter people one-star awesomeness? I don't know.
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This is what the dissatisfied critics sound like:
Me: They have comedy offerings.
Them - 'I hate comedy! One-star.'
They have live music concerts.
- 'I hate live music concerts. Bunch of loud, pointless, noise pollution and promiscuous kids gyrating to that one disgusting man with the sideburns and those hippies with long hair from Liverpool. One-star.'
They have ....
- 'I hate everything. One-star.'
Alright ....
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If you enjoy going out to different ticketed events: join FaS. If you don't: join a church or crochet club or something. It's not for everyone.
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Rating: Three-point-four-four-stars, "A-OK."
Good for Kids: No.