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| - This place was just fine, on the closer edge of 'pretty good'. I'm giving it four stars, mostly because all of the one-two star ratings were written by idiots who should never have learned to use a keyboard in the first place. Seriously, anyone who calls this place 'overpriced' needs to reevaluate their financial decisions in life. I'm sorry, but someone who works at McDonalds really shouldn't have equal access to a culinary opinion as someone like me, who regularly eats diamonds just to make his dookie twinkle.
I ordered some delivery from here last night and it was promptly delivered by an upstanding gentleman. The pizza was good. It wasn't anything special, and I won't inundate you with adjectives, but the veggies were fresh, the meats tasty, the sauce satisfied and the dough was delicious. The babghanoush was acceptable, though I like mine a line chunkier (they puree it... which is fine, but not my favorite way of preparing it).
People talk a LOT about the gyros here. Most of the people who talk a lot about the gyros should talk less, because... they're idiots. The gyros are fine. The meat is fine. It's a step up from mall-quality gyros, but it's a far cry from freshly-broiled lamb meat roasted to order. But honestly what are you expecting??? If you just want a tasty gyro delivered to your casa, then you could do a LOT worse than this place. If you're expecting gourmet free-ranged beer-rubbed grass-fed mountain-bred salad-tossed hipster lamb, then why the fuck are you ordering delivery food in the first place, you self-important douchepickle?
SO there you have it. Now raise up off me, I have better things to do than listen to your whining.
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