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  • The sun was shining, the breeze was blowing in the air, and my granddaughters who LOVE pizza settled down with their mother and I to eat the most disappointing pizza we have ever consumed. We ordered Picazzo's pizza excited for a gluten free menu. However, after paying $50 for two pizzas and one salad, we felt totally ripped off. The cheese on our pizza was like chewing on my dog's squeaky toys- flavorless and rubbery. The tasteless pizza sauce was doled out the size of a thimble- and we wondered- "How can this pizza that looks so delicious taste like nothing at all??" If I am gonna pack pounds on my hips indulging in pizza- Well, dangit! I want to enjoy it! My granddaughter who normally eats pizza like she's a pro wrestler refused to eat more after her first bites. We told her it was magic pizza- that it would give her special powers- still she wouldn't bite. She was right- this pizza has no magic whatsoever. Next time I give away money for nothing- it's gonna go to the guy holding a cardboard sign on the corner!
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