Ian's pizza is bland. The crust is bland. The cheese is bland. The ingredients are bland. Even the macaroni and cheese is bland. You'd think they'd mix it up when it comes to the toppings, but no-- always the same old pizzas.
Oh, they also have an incredibly annoying sign: "Our napkins are made from recycled materials. Please take only as many as you need."
Oh really? I was really considering taking three or four hundred napkins before I saw that. Thanks for the helpful reminder, Ian's. Now why don't you throw out another buffalo chicken pizza that tastes exactly like the spinach pesto which tastes exactly like the portobello which tastes exactly like...