If you're looking for a tiny burger to make you look like a big guy, Bronco's is the place for you. This place has EVERYTHING: dumbfounded servers, full blown sonic assault, a table full of dudes with visors, and some good old fashioned grifting. Toronto's hottest tiny burger club is designed so that every surface amplifies sound and bounces it back to your cowering eardrums.
There's even a secret password in this bar. It's 'bourbon'. Just don't try using it on the wait staff - they've never heard of it.
When you finally get your cheque, don't forget to play, "am I being robbed?" You know, it's that thing where the server charges an 18% auto-gratuity for a party of four but doesn't say anything when each person adds a tip and when you confront her about the auto-gratuity and double tips she says 'it's an honest mistake' but then still doesn't offer to refund any of your money and just stands there looking like a frightened street kid who got caught pick pocketing.
Parking can be hard to find in this neighbourhood, but at Bronco's they let you park right on the sidewalk!