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  • You'd have to be retarded or devoid of any sense of humor to not love Dick's Last Resort! This place is heaven on Earth. As soon as I found out what they do, I thought to myself, "why has no one done this before?" Dick's Last Resort is a restraunt inside the Excalibur Hotel & Casino that prides itself in it's sense of humor. At Dick's the waitstaff are rude, crude, inappropriate, and HIGHLY unprofessional....... on purpose. And they expect you to do the same. Dick's is a place where social constraints and political correctness are left at the door with your hat and coat. Our waitress walked up to us, threw our utensils and napkins on the table, tossed us some menus and said "hurry up and decide what you want!" I fell in love with this place immediately. The best part was when you have a real question about something (like a menu option) she would switch into real waitress-mode and answer your question.... then mercilessly make fun of you for asking such a dumb question. hahaha. Our waitress was so great at her job, she actually scared away an older Asian family who sat next to us. I don't think they knew the point of Dick's and didn't appreciate the sarcasm. Our waitress did the same routine with the utensils and menus, but when she returned to take their order, they hadn't decided yet. She asked "do you all speak English?" to which a meek "yes" must have been uttered, and she followed it up with "well then liven up a little bit, jeez." and she walked away. The eldest lady at the table was already halfway out the restraunt by that point! My wife and I were in tears laughing so hard! The food was amazing too! My wife had the pulled pork plate and I had the BBQ beef brisket with ribs. Perfection on a plate was what was served to me. I loved it all! I will most definately be returning to Dick's Last Resort the next time I go to Vegas. 5 stars all the way!
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