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  • I, Carolyn Mia C, am STRAIGHT. totally completely no doubt about it str8 i like me the weewee and not the titty BUT! on this vegas trip due to circumstances the girls and i ended up @ krAve....we pulled up and there was the longest line of gays, lesbians, drags, transvestites, and probably str8 people who didnt kno that krave was a gay club! i had to convince our taxi driver that we WERENT lesbians and we were just going there...im not sure he believed us...we got out and we waited in the ridiculously long line on the side of PlanetHollywood. the girls and i are googling the hot gay couple in front of us when eventually out came a dude pratically nude w.lil strips of leather covering MOST of his goods on STILTS!! yeaaa STILTS! we get up front and the bouncer asks CANDYBAR or KRAVE?...im puzzled but i assume krave bcuz candybar is the lesbian club..and we need to be with the gays tonite. he looks confused but lets us in ($20 cover not much we can do here!) we walk in and it is jaaaaaam packed with topless guys, guys with nipple piercings, drags with the largest wigs in the world, men in heels, omylordy! we find our party in front of this girl gogodancer with a drag on a swing above her. theres a few lesbian/bi's in our group so they are having a gay ol' time watchin her (pun intended) my girls and i are awkwardly swinging back and forth to the music as we try to stay out of peoples way becuz u kno we can get beat up by both girls & guys here hahahahaha as we sway we watch the stage with 3 drags puttin on a show one girl?guy? rips off a shirt off this guy and inhales it and gets very turned on....WOW the club was actually a LOT tamer then i thought it would be. hahah truthfully i expected it to be WAY crazier. i HATED the foam/snow that KEPT coming out that really irritates me at clubs...im not tryna b prissy but its hella annoying~!!! they have a rather large bar, standin and seat areas around the dance floor and a few gogodancers...male/female/both. seriously tho i have to give the gogodancers major thumbs up they were the BEST bootyshaking bunch ive EVER seeen. plus u can tuck dollars into their panties and ur allowed to rub them up a bit...*shudddder* it was my VERY first gayclubbing experience. it was a....ok
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