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| - I apologize to our server. We were drunk and sloppy and on periscope. But drunk and sloppy, it was still good. It was so good. It fed our drunk bellies. It filled our drunk souls. The food they served completed the night as one does with greasy, rich food after a drinking bout. Our livers were already in danger, why not throw some grease on top of the fire. I'm sure if we, my boyfriend and I, had been mature, sober adults, it would have been a more mature dining experience, a têt-à-têt.
But that was not what we wanted. We wanted drunk and low brow and to have people text shout at us on periscope. And, bless them, CJ's did that for us. I hope we remembered to tip them for us acting belligerent. I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry. But thank you for the most grilly grilled cheese I've ever drunkenly consumed. Thank you so much.
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