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| - This four star review surprises no one more than the author. I have railed and rallied publicly against this over-priced Pink Berry knock off for months. Mostly because the East Coast Snob likes it so much... If she liked my mom, I'd find away to get unadopted. Or emancipated. Yes, even at 30 years old.
But the darnedest thing happened on the way to Vegan Forum...
I was at the Biltmore the other day trying to buy the above mentioned totally beloved mama (who Georgie has never met, thank god) an iPhone 3GS, because God knows she's suffering through each day with a slow ass 3G in excruciating complacency, and what popped up and tripped me but one of those ridiculous Mojo chairs. As if by magic. And so, taking it as a sign from the nacho gods (see my review on Four Peaks), I went in to see if they had vegan yogurt.
Never in 1,000,000 years would I have tried the non-dairy fruit flavor that they had before I boldly blossomed into the incredibly sensitive, sexy vegan you see before you. But I tried it. You know, to prove a point to myself and, more importantly, to my angsty heart. With pie crust crumbles or some such nonsense as the 24 karat topping.
Divine. It was horrifyingly delicious. I was so annoyed at how good it was... Now I know it exists. Now I'll be tempted. Now I can't berate Georgie on Twitter or Yelp anymore, which is the biggest tragedy of them all...
Now I only pulled the lever down for a second and a half because it apparently costs more per ounce than platinum, but on this day, that day, it was worth it.
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