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| - so i have to yelp lush here in clevo because....well, i'm a sucka.
lush, by every definition, is ridiculous. they have extremely over priced soaps, shower gels, facial masks, shampoos, lip balms, etc. think of it like bath and body works if the owner decided he loved himself some patchouli and moved from the heartland of ohio to san francisco and smoked a lot of pot.
that being said....
i'm addicted.
i took my best friend and her husband in here once. they laughed in my face because i actually spend that much money on toiletries. but i can't get enough of the scent they have here. which one? not gonna tell you. girl's gotta keep some secrets. it's my femininity that *naturally* smells that good.
eww. that sounds dirty.
so yeah, i'm addicted to lush.
but the salesgirls in here....i could do without their manic questioning and overexerted friendliness to push whatever sale is coming your way. i don't remember other locations having this type of sales person. from what i remember, the other places were a bit more "if you have questions, let me know" types, which i appreciate more than the ones trying to sell you the store. and the place isn't very big. you get three sales girls speaking loudly trying to make month end and i just want to give them a cactus.
to the face.
find a facial cleanser for that one, sally sorority.
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