squint your eyes and push out your lips first and then read the next sentence in a super pompous jerk voice....."ill take your finest pinot and goat cheese bruschetta board".......you have just impersonated 73% of the people that go here. the other 27% are super indie looking kids with original septum piercings and very cool Indian feather tattoos on their shoulder blades. The wait staff are super chill and cool about everything. The beer is aight and I am a man so I don't drink wine. That last comment just fired up the majority of Postinos patrons.....im outta here!