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| - I have been a regular guest at The Drake every couple of months for more than a year. And this past stay, I was lucky enough to stay in the room that received my last "Dear Room" Yelp review.
Hello Again 208,
Since I first yelped about you, I have come to fall in love with a number of your other Drakenesses. Your theme song that serenades me when I walk in, the piece of fudge, cookie or peppermint bark that waits for me on the nightstand. The little note that reads "Welcome Back Crystal." Honestly Drake, this is why I keep coming back. I love the little touches.
Even the services I have not taken advantage of intrigue me: the pleasures menu, the spa menu, the kazoo party. Yup, you can buy your own party in a paper bag. Every time I visit I get a General Store coupon, and every once in a while, a drink coupon. How nice! If anyone is reading this and wants to buy me a present, I have been eyeing the harmonica necklace that you can also buy right in your room.
You have a few quirks, but for me that is just part of your charm: the old pipes rattling, calling downstairs for a room service menu and the taped toilet paper and no waste bin in the loo.
It's like you have your own personality, and for that I say don't change. Keep it quirky!
Love,
Crystal
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