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| - You go to Heart Attack Grill for the experience and not necessarily to get the best burger of your life. We were on Fremont roaming around starved and there was a line out the door because of how notorious this place is. Weigh 350 pounds and eat free? Come on!!! You can even embarrass yourself outside with their massive scale.
Instead of waiting for a table, we sat at the bar which cut our wait time. You get to wear a lovely hospital gown and look a complete mess, but whatever. The menu is hilariously gross; only vegan option is cigarettes and you can get an octuple bypass with 40 slices of bacon. You read both of those right.
Boyfriend and I both had the single bypass, shared a side of fries, and a beer. We should have split a single as I could barely finish 1/3 of it. Oddly enough, that's the only burger you can split; can't split anything larger. Burger lacked flavor to me, even with bacon and chili on it. I did love the bun and the fries were great with my mayonnaise coating (self inflicted). For dessert, because I wasn't fat enough, got the strawberry milkshake. I was in heaven it was so good! I could have lived without the frozen butter on top; didn't add anything but a gross bite and overthetopness.
Creme de la creme of this place is watching gross dudes who have been oogling the waitresses in nurse costumes all night clamoring to get spanked by a paddle. They say you get spanked for not finishing your burger, but I'm pretty sure it was anyone who asked for it got it. I didn't finish mine, so maybe they lay low with the ladies.
Was it a fun experience while in Vegas? Sure. Would I go back? No.
Oh, and it's cash only.
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