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  • So, Groupon was kinda late coming to Kansas City and because I was chomping at the bit when it finally did, I completely inundated my friends and family with referral links. Because of that, I ended up with a stupid amount of Groupon bucks (about $70) that I've been slow to use because...if you haven't been paying attention, these daily deal sites all suck-diddly-uck lately. How many car washes or maid services can they offer?! Anyway, I moved out to the Valley and I'm undergoing a whole lot of life changes. One of my recent goals is to to once and for all get in great shape and STAY THERE, rather than bounce up and down in my well-being. Enter: $49 for a detoxing body wrap (a $175 value!)...on top of my remaining $35 Groupbucks, this set me back $14. I knew I had to carpe the diem with this opportunity, lest I be resigned to grabbing bargains for ghost town hay rides, pool filter cleanings or whatever else "sweet deal" came my way. (I really hate Groupon lately, in case you couldn't tell.) I arrived a little before my appointment time today and filled out the necessary paperwork and personal health history. I was quickly introduced to Angie, the reigning body wrap queen. She was super friendly, explained every step of my mummification (it's SUCH a weird process) and really didn't try to upsell anything to me. In fact, she made it a point to say she likes her clients to go home and notice the effects and changes the wraps have on their bodies before committing to a package. I'm already loving the inches I lost (and apparently it gets only better over the first night) and am totally recommitted to living the healthy life once and for all. Can I afford this treatment every month? Well, no. (Although i am REALLY considering a certain package deal I was told about...we'll see) but if you get a chance to try out this service just once, definitely go to Deseret and definitely see Angie.
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