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dateCreated	2008-06-10 00:00:00 (xsd:dateTime)
itemReviewed	Christie's Cabaret Phoenix
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rev:rating	3 (xsd:int)
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rev:text	I'm probably the worst person to review strip clubs since I'm crap at going to them. I don't know what to do and I feel awkward just being there. I also have a "thing" about paying people to touch me. I don't go to the doctor unless it's absolutely necessary, I cut my own hair, and I've never even had a massage (of any kind). Still, somehow I've managed to go to a ton of these clubs and occasionally I've had a good time. This place came highly recommended by my girlfriend who swears by it... at lunchtime... during the week. I've only gone at night and have yet to have a good time here. It's got a great stage and it's a huge club and you would think it's one of the most professional looking places in the Valley. The problem is, every time I've gone here I've either been completely ignored or had lousy lap dances. Example - I got a dance from this adorable (and young) girl who snapped her gum and lip-synced to the R&B song that was playing as she hopped up and down on my lap. It was more annoying than sexy and I wanted her to get off me and die - instead, after she was done I made her give my girlfriend the same shitty lapdance (and she hated it as well) because I'm evil and that's the most joy I typically get out of strip clubs. Maybe I need to go with a large group and flash a bunch of cash. Maybe that's how you're supposed to roll at a strip club - go large - spend lots of money - go VIP - etc... I just don't know if I want to take it that far. Anyway - I think this club has potential and I'm going to assume I've just been on off nights (all 3 times I've gone).
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rev:reviewer	Max

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