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  • Have an urban legend: My wife says she knew a guy who knew a guy who went to Longhorn's every day. He worked across the street from them, and every day he sauntered over to get a steak. Six months later, all his teeth fell out. Why? All the meat tenderizer they used to soften up the steaks softened his gums, and the only steaks he could enjoy from then on were pureed. Now, I'm sure that's not true - and yes, I have had severe dental troubles, but that's not due to Longhorn's steaks. Longhorn's the only real steak place within walking distance from the house, so when I'm in the mood to kill a cow, this is where I go. And their steaks ARE tender. It's not bad. The meat is of a decent quality, and they get +1 star for having hot, fresh-baked bread brought to your table (I usually gobble through at least a basket and a half, I am such a bread whore). Pretty much the whole menu consists of "Cow with stuff," whether that stuff be cheese, onions, mushrooms, or perhaps more cow. If you don't like cow, don't come here. But if you have a hankerin' for a quick, mid-priced steak, you could do a lot worse. As it is, for a chain, it's pretty good. The only problem I have is that they USED to have peanut shells sprinkled all over the floor to give it that down-South flavor, and now they stopped because of those wusses with peanut allergies. I mean, what's the fun of a restaurant that can't kill people randomly? Five Guys is willing to slaughter innocents with THEIR deadly peanut dander, and that's why they have more stars in my book.
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