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  • Shula's tries to combine upscale steakhouse with football to disastrous (though frequently hilarious) results. They take you on a "tour" before seating you, showing you a replica Lombardi trophy and telling you all about the '72 Dolphins undefeated season. I found it especially hysterical the hostess took extra care to point out this trophy is a replica. You mean the real Lombardi trophy isn't kept at a steakhouse inside a shitty Indian casino in Chandler, AZ???? Shocking. Equally entertaining was how the hostess kept droning on about the '72 Dolphins long after we made it clear we didn't care. Um lady? It's just me and 2 female coworkers. We're all hungry and none of us give a shit about the '72 Dolphins. Apparently we were also supposed to be impressed by the black-and-white pictures of the '72 Dolphins on the walls. Oooh, black-and-white pictures, how artsy. Someone took a couple photography classes at community college. After concluding that fascinating "tour" we were finally taken to our table. We were all exchanging "that was weird" looks when the waitress handed us our drink menus and explained the steak menu was painted on the football she was carrying. I know what you're thinking, and the answer is yes, it was a regulation sized football and yes, it was hand painted. She made sure to mention this last fact twice. I mean, what kind of upscale steakhouse would it be if its steak menu was painted on a football by a... MACHINE??? Pish posh. Anyway, that's when things went from amusing to "I will never set foot in this restaurant again." The hostess puts the football on a tee and sets it down RIGHT ON MY COWORKER'S PLATE. Gross. I wish I had taken a picture cuz the look on her face was PRICELESS. The waitress seemed shocked and somewhat offended she asked for another plate. The nerve!!! And this, my friends, was the straw that broke the proverbial '72 Dolphins back. I can handle being bored to death by an over-enthusiastic hostess. I can handle my menus hand painted on footballs. But if you have the nerve to charge $50-60 for a steak as this supposedly "upscale" steakhouse does, I will not tolerate a dirty football on my plate nor being treated like asking for a clean plate is an outrageous request. We left without even drinking our waters
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