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| - Does this happen to you?
You're getting ready for bed, admiring your stunning good looks and thinking, I'd better apply some skin cream if I want to remain this good-looking fore.v.e.r.
No, I'm not gay.
I simply know the importance of good skin care, having lived my entire life in this oven we call Phoenix.
So I reach for whatever product my wife happens to be using...Clinique, LaMer, whatever.
The next morning, as I look in the mirror while simultaneoulsly scratching myself, (because I'm cute like that in the morning) I see what appears to be a magical forest of white flakes all around my nose and eyebrows.
I'm like a fucking mushroom patch.
That's when I decided to go see Dr. Cummings, the highest rated skin care specialist in the entire universe. Or at least Arizona.
She diagnosed it as dandruff. Go figure.
And the remedy? Not a costly prescription. Oh contraire.
A bottle of Head & Shoulders. This saved me an assload on expensive prescriptions.
YEA!
No more LaMer face wash, moisturizer, or face spritzer.
No more wife yelling at me, telling me how much LaMer costs, and that I should stick with Irish Spring or just buy my own.
And no more white flakes routinely raining onto my cherry desk at work, making it look like I'm an austere coke addict.
Props to Dr. Cummings, Dr. Neil, and the young hispanic woman who stood in the room while I disrobed. I still don't know why she was there.
Pretty eclectic though.
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