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| - Dear Chipotle,
It's not you; it's me. I met someone else. And, despite my initial fears, Viva Chicken has become the love of my life.
I thought that a place with "Chicken" in the name would have paltry fare for a vegetarian like me. Boy was I wrong. I've had the amazing Quinoa Stuffed Avocado that is surprisingly filling and flavorful. I don't regret trying it, but it didn't send me down this path.
My heart belongs to the Tacu Bowl. Now, Chipotle, I know you're trying really hard, but your vegetarian burrito bowl doesn't hold a candle to the Tacu Bowl at Viva Chicken. And that's why I'm calling it off.
The Tacu Bowl has perfectly executed rice, flavorful beans, a generous smattering of cilantro, and some amazing onion/tomato mixture to top it off that leaves my mouth watering more after every bite. Add a little of the Huacatay Sauce and there's almost nothing better in the world.
Speaking of reasons why my affections have shifted...the fried yucca. Oh so amazing. And I've eaten my share of uninspiring fried yucca. This yucca makes all my dreams come true. Dipped in the Aji Amarillo Sauce and Huacatay Sauce, it changed my life and expectations of food.
I know it's not fair to compare you two, and I hate to tell you in this way...but I'm moving in with Viva Chicken. Tomorrow.
We can still be friends, right?
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