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  • So before McCormick Ranch opened this was my morning hangout.. Id get there about 3am to get my work out done before work and of course the crowds. The night guy was apparently friends with all the Scottsdale homeless (yes there are homeless in Scottsdale) so he would kindly let them in to take showers and such. Well, I think that's a cool thing to do however many homeless people have mental problems and do not discriminate on who they flip out on, including yours truly! I was putting my bag away when some homeless asshole came out of the shower area and proceeded to yell at me! I couldn't understand what he was saying (like had had marbles in his mouth) but he was animate about something.. when I finally had enough and turned around to call the cops he started apologizing.. jackoff! Okay, so whatever, I went and did my work out.. then I came back to the locker room and stripped to take shower... when I got to my favorite stall (creature of habit) someone had taken a huge fucking shit right there in the shower stall! Can you fucking believe it? Though it was a perfect shit pile, kind of like when you pour soft serve ice cream into a bowl.. I was so grossed out I took a whores bath in another area and left. On my way out I told front desk guy what had happened there.. he looked at me and asked if I was sure.. how fucking sure can a turd in the shower stall be? Its pretty damn real! He looked at me like I did it or something. Jackoff number 2! This place is like a 100 dollar whore.. she looks pretty good on the outside but once you go down on her, you really wish you hadn't.
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