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| - Go figure: I literally just wrote a review bemoaning the objectification of women in Las Vegas and then I promptly write a glowing review for the strip club. Yea, hypocrisy!
However, I feel obligated to review this place. I am not typically a strip club dude. I find them to be demeaning for women and frustratingly pointless for men. Plus, for some reason, I always slip into Doctor Phil mode, and I end trying to analyze what happened in life to lead this girl down this particular path and how I can stop my future daughter from going down the same path.
At this particular location, though, all my reticence went out of the window. I have never seen a more stunning bunch of employees. I wish i could remember some of the girl's names but between the alcohol i consumed all day (and night), the thumping music, and the fact that i paid very little attention to anything above the neck the whole night, I can't help you.
It was my buddy's bachelor party and the club sent a limo to pick up all 12 dudes. We arrived at about 10 pm and since we were the only dudes there at that point, we were immediately jumped by beautiful women. I successfully declined the first offer for a dance (one of the more difficult situations i have ever been in) and decided to post up at the bar where no girl could claim my lap as unexplored territory. Since i am a generous dude, (and boobs were involved), I ordered some drinks for the girls at the bar. Embarrassingly at this point, Wells Fargo decided to activate fraud protection and limited my access to my money, and I couldn't actually pay for any of the drinks i ordered or any future dances until i convinced Wells Fargo that i was who i said I was. Needless to say, the boobs that were being tossed around so carelessly quickly disappeared. I didn't mind, however as the "private" dance that any person pays for in the general seating area is done in the same area and a non paying patron gets the same enjoyment as the dude who paid.
If you enjoy strip clubs and you go to the Rhino, you made a good choice. I would caution you, however, to bring cash, as several sources told me that almost all banks decline your card when used here.
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