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  • I'm sorry, but this "Pumpkin Patch" was horrible! We decided to take a drive down here to possibly get a pumpkin for our son and to partake in some of the activities. We pulled up and found a parking spot way in the back lot. To their credit, they do have a ton of parking. We made our way up to the entrance and noticed a few things. 1. This isn't really a pumpkin patch. It's some barrels of hay with pumpkins sitting on top of them. 2. The pumpkins themselves were all ghetto. A majority of them were deformed, dented, rotting and just didn't look like a typical pumpkin. 3. The setup of this place is horrible! You have about a foot of space to walk through, all the while, the line to purchase your pumpkin was snaking through the area as well. One huge clusterfuck! We lasted about 5 minutes. Horrible layout! 4. This place isn't in the "hood" per say, but the people that were mulling out and about were super white trash. Reminded me of the El Cajon trolley station...if you know where that is, and know what kind of people hang around there, it describes what we saw here today perfectly. I saw multiple chicks in daisy dukes and Ugg boots as well as tons of people pawning their kids off to their spouse so that they could light up their cigarette. Anyways...who am I to judge, right? ;-) 5. We never even made it inside for the "activities". Entrance was $9.00 from what it looked like and then all the other fun was extra $$. Like I said earlier, we lasted there about 5 minutes. I would never come back.....not even during the week when nobody is there. It was a wasted drive down here and I have no idea why people would ever want to come here. There has to be better pumpkin patches in Arizona, right? I sure as hell hope so. This one was whack!
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