The decor is enough to put you off your meal - the ceiling something like a 1920 musical theater, the rest of it looks like a trapper-keeper from '84 just sort of exploded all over. The chairs are like wicker outside furniture. Tables were small, close together. Sound carried, loud, but very friendly staff.
The menu (physical) actually had ads for clothing in it. The menu items were all WILDLY unhealthy - but titled things like "Ultra-Lean Low Fat Fried Lard: Ultra-lean lard on Focaccia with pesto and cilantro, with a side of low fat chili-cheese-chocolate fries. Mix it up with Fat-burning stout beer and whipped cream."
I swear to bog, the words fat-free and low-fat were in every item description.
Who is their target audience? Rich fat women? Ugh. Never going pack there. Certainly don't go on any psychedelics. Or do. Maybe that would help.