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| - I remember now why I didn't review this the first time around which also caused me to come back and re-experience the sad 2 hours of pure dismal horrifying nightmare for any buffet enthusiast.
I don't know how this place has such high reviews. People, the cosmo is fancy schmancy and nice. And sure they like to dress up their dishes a little bit better and the food is served in individual containers, but the food is absolute crap. It doesn't taste good and the selection is an insult to all other buffets in existence.
On this occasion, I came for brunch ($45 including bottomless drinks) and was hoping to find myself faced with great brunch assortments including cocktail shrimp, maybe some crab cakes or crab legs and prime rib and lamb roast, etc.
-Prime rib - dry and flavorless. PLUS they only offer 1 cup of au jus for the masses? blasphemy!
-cocktail shrimp - dinky, overcooked, and they give it in cups containing 2.
-smoked salmon - dry over salty
-green curry clams - only thing interesting but still tiny
-crab - what crab? theres crab? NOPE
-lamb shank - extremely gamey and just bland as hell
-drinks - WARNING, if you come in after 2pm, there's no bottomless after 1 hour. Therefore, I had to rack in as much drinks as I could by ordering 5.....they gave me 2. Thanks. Thanks.....
-coffee - stunk
-caesar salad - this was actually good size and serving, but CMON, its salad!
-soup? - miso soup.....go figure, cheapasses
-Fried chicken - tender, but so salty that it tastes bitter.
NEVER coming back. I know now since I finally wrote my review for it. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
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