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| - I'm officially renaming this company to "Republic SLACKERS"! Worst company ever!
First off, they used to pick up our community's garbage twice a week, which makes sense in Vegas, as it's hotter than hell here in the summer and there's nothing worse than the smell of baking garbage left out in the hot sun. However, these loafs decided to change service to only once a week pickup instead. You'd think Republic Slackers lowered their bill since they're coming less often though, right? Nope! They just collect even more profit while providing less. What a scam!
Next, with all this extra profit the offering less service for the same amount of money scam earned them, they were able to buy brand new garbage trucks. Then they had the nerve to inform our community that their new trucks "don't fit on our streets" and therefore we are all required to schlep our garbage cans way down to the end of the cobblestone street for trash and recycle pickup. Now it's not me I'm complaining about this for. Sure it sucks but I'm able-bodied and I just get extra steps in on my Fitbit. I'm complaining because I think of my ninety year old veteran neighbor next door whom I see struggling to take the garbage out as it is. And what happens to me when I'm old too?
It's a pretty far distance to require us, the customer, to drag our cans all the way out there, bouncing around on these cobblestone streets. And again, WHY can't your employees do their job we are paying them to do with all this extra money you're making off of us? Take that money you're saving by coming 50% less often and use it to pay your workers to move the trash cans wherever you want them and keep the change, aholes! Problem solved, you're welcome. I mean, why make it OUR problem that your company, Republic Slackers, bought trucks that are too big for our streets? And why is it that when myself and all my other neighbors banded together (strength in numbers) and refused to abide by your rules after complaining about the things I prefaced above, that your company DID pick up our trash for weeks in the EXACT SAME curbside spot we'd always put our trash on, with the SAME EXACT trucks you're claiming are too big for our streets for, eh?! What an epic fail and load of GARBAGE that excuse you gave us turned out to be...
Why would you even buy new trucks that don't fit the streets of your customers? That's because at Republic Slackers, they want to make double the profit to be even lazier. Welcome to Republic Slackers where they aim to offer as little effort as possible, for the most money that they can get away with charging because they have a monopoly on the trash biz.
Last straw was today when I was out of town for two weeks and needed my garbage picked up desperately. Republic Slackers decided to punish us by not picking up our garbage and leaving a note on all of our cans telling us that we'd all been naughty and hadn't put our trash cans in the correct spot and therefore they wouldn't be picking up our trash this week. Tsk tsk! I called the number on the note and wait on hold for half an hour. A lady finally answers the phone and the audio is all choppy. I ask for a phone call back so I could better hear what she was saying. She said she would and guess what?! She did not call me back. I mean heaven forbid that somebody over at Republic Slackers does their actual job!
Now I'm really pissed. Expect another angry phone call from me soon. And you best come and get my garbage and do the job I pay you to do or you will be crediting me back the money I paid for services not rendered.
Republic Slackers, you stink! You're lucky you're the only garbage pickup game in town or I'd have dumped y'all a long effin' time ago!
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