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  • The goats get 5 stars, no doubt about it! But the actual yoga class and the instructors fell short of my expectations. Overall, my friend and I had an enjoyable experience but I don't think I'll come back. Although advertised as a yoga class, you're essentially just coming here to play with goats and do three or four yoga poses. The majority of the hour long class was spent arranging us into different poses so the staff could take photos and videos. I'm all for a good instagram pic, but I left disappointed because I had expected some actual yoga flow. April and Sarah run the show and they both seem like sweet people but I was put off by their constant statements about "wanting to go viral" and needing "photos to send to the Ellen Show." I appreciate the spirit of entrepreneurship, but the best things come organically. The on-going plugs for their business distracted from the beautiful farm and the cute goats. I don't care about their publicity or the fact that they were featured on local news. The class had about 100 people, so you almost feel like you're a prop... a crowd needed so that April and Sarah become rich and famous. No cancellations or rescheduling allowed. The cost of the class was $14. Free parking. Lots of shade at the 7pm class, and much cooler in the grassy field than I had expected. Worth the experience if you understand you're just there to take pics with cute goats wearing silly costumes. Skip it if you want to actually do yoga. I hope the ladies in charge read my review and give a second thought to their excessive self-promotion. Let the experience speak for itself and your success will follow.
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