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| - Wow, Monkey Pants, you really let me down. I've heard so many great things, from Yelp and from friends, and I couldn't wait to check this place out. I finally did, and was honestly very surprised at how much I didn't like this place.
So the basics... you can usually get 2 out of 3 on service, price, and quality. Well the service sucked. The waitress was literally angry we were there. The prices were ok. Quality? When your coke doesn't taste like coke (we're talking about soda here), the lemonade doesn't taste like lemonade, and the nachos seem like they've been prepared a few hours ago... not my place.
The decor confused me. It seemed like they wanted to try for a sports restaurant, with a ton of TVs, but the TVs were fighting with the grandma's living room section. I didn't feel the vibe, in fact I felt the desire to go home.
They have a free comedy show on Thursday nights as well. The MC kept reminding us that you get what you pay for, but he must have been lying because they didn't pay me to sit through it. Just about nothing offends me, but these "comedians" had offense on lock. Jokes about rape and abortion, one after another, and nobody was laughing - time to give it up.
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