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  • This review started off as one star. Pissed got a beer spilt in my face and all down my right side because a stripper Mason kicked it. Wasn't even drinking. Being the DD NOW SMELLING LIKE IM A DRUNK!!!! Right after he asked where the beer was sitting, not omg I'm sooo sorry. Well the beer was sitting on our side of the divider so we were lucky he kicked the beer and not our faces. My drunk friend made him say he was sorry before the lap dance. So you know how genuine that was. One person came up to me right and asked if I was ok and apologized it was a black stripper with beads in his hair and a Gillian hat. He was very nice. I sat there covered in beer soaking wet and started this review with one star. Ranting on what a bad time I had and how I was never coming back no matter how much my bestie wanted to. Since strip clubs aren't my thing. Then JC aka The Kid Came up and said we can't be that boring. I told him about what happened. He was generally concerned. Offered to buy me a beer and I told him I'm not drinking. He said is there anything I can do to make your night better. That made me smile and happy. I told him you just did. We talked a few. He danced gave me a hug and finally we left at 4am this morning. He's hot, sweet, amazing smile, 25 and he is the reason my review changed. Thanks for the smile JC! I really needed it. And btw $11 for a shot glass of Pepsi is ridiculous!!!! Did I mention there is a two drink minimum!!! $22 for half a can of Pepsi!
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