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  • Willie Wonka, eat your heart out...no really...just grind em! Especially after a wholesome night at Tratorria Nakamura Ya. If you can't find the place since the signage is discreet, look for the spoon on the wall. Afterwards, upon entry, if you run into a wall made of wine bottles, you have just entered the back door to heaven. I ain't even got a sweet tooth, however, any place that offers a edible menu on wafer paper, served with berry dipping sauce...count me in! It's like being given a top secret mission before destroying the encrypted message via consumption, I love it! The plan was easy, devour all the extravagant sweets in sight, take photos off everything, laugh with strangers and comment about how we would all slap the spit out of our mama's since everything was soo Damn delicious, all the while acting bujee as a mofo. Mission accomplished, and some. We stayed with the amuse that included Mint jelly on fresh strawberry sorbet followed by conquering Mt. Fuji. The dormant volcano erupted with a concoction consisting of water chestnuts topped with a stringy looking covering that resembled soba noodles, very interesting. The Ringo just might be the best apple pie I ever had. The fish came with cream encased in a sugar casing shaped like a candied apple, the design was immaculate. I washed everything down with a Cappuccino and glad I did. A friend got the iced coffee that used ice cubes ice cubes made of coffee! It was placed on a Lego coaster just as the movie is coming out soon, nice. You gotta end the night on the cheesecake adorned with tangerine chunks. The decor was magnificent and you could enjoy it with orchestra music. The best part of all was the bathroom, I ish you not! I had to check it out after our friends went I there and came out exhilarated. Once I got in there I didn't see anything that initially stood out, until...The toilet seat cover automatically opened on me at such an elegant speed. But this was no regular toilet, it was a black futuristic bidet! Not only was it finished in a bold onyx black, it came with a massage feature, say what!?! As if having dessert bliss wasn't enough...you get to shoot water up where the sun don't shine... Afterwards, the faucet came out of the wall and poured water into what looked like a bucket filled with faux greenery and vines. I had to video IG my memorable experience here at Sweets Raku. Worth a bite!
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