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  • This Eat 'N Park is in Bellevue, and if you're headed out of the city on Route 65, this will be the first of 2 E 'N P's you'll ride past, the second one being in Sewickley. The whistle blew, and the one in Sewickley pinned the one in Bellevue after a few minutes of grappling. When we arrived around 11PM after a Friday night Maylene and the Sons of Disaster gig at Mr. Smalls in Millvale, the place was bustling (infested?) with suburban teenagers, most of whom apparently came from a dance based on their attire. One observation: All too many teenagers these days do not know how to wear dress clothes. Boys had their shirts unbuttoned and belts undone. Girls wearing short party dresses squatted, did splits, high kicks, and at times sat like boys or like Buddha...on the floor. Another observation: All too many teenagers don't have basic manners. They play with their food, flick it at each other, compare dishes they order to various bodily fluids and seemingly order food just so they can find new ways to gross each other out. Yet another observation: Despite their tacky, lewd behavior, the teenagers mentioned above seem to think they are superior to everyone else and glance in disdain at anyone they don't know. One more fricking observation: These teens don't believe in tipping. And these are the suburban kids, the so-called "good" kids, the ones put onto pedestals for reasons borne of racism and classism. Enough social commentary. Katherine, our server, was hilarious, uberefficient, and psychic for she predicted my choice of dessert in the Molten Lava Cake, something I bagged on at another E 'N P but found to be better here. The cake itself tasted fresher than the one I had elsewhere. Man, that Mile High Meatloaf looked appetizing but fell like the Tower of Babel before my mother's own meatloaf, the benchmark if you will. Drowning in a flavorless gravy, the meatloaf came with a scoop of high school cafeteria-grade mashed potatoes (they'd been sitting around in a pan for a while) and some onion rings as a garnish. I eat my mom's meatloaf with nothing else but ketchup. It's moist on the inside and crusty on the outside; it is perfection. Oy, enough with the Wedding Crashers references.
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