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  • Loss of points for this review. First lets start out by saying the name of the establishment, and food items have been changed. It is now the "Oasis Restaurant & Cafe" The Banana smoothie is now The Banana Blast, the Oasis Cocktail is now the Oasis Fruit Explosion. Not enough of a change that you will be lost however, enough of one that may confuse people. Pretty much everything has some kind of a name change to it. I was in Toronto for a week with my fiancee and this place was meant to be our last "night out" place to go. Leaving Sunday afternoon means lunch was the only other meal we were going to have so we decided this would be a great place to relax, eat food, talk, chill out and have a great time talking about the trip we had. Unfortunately this was not to be. 3 out of the 4 servers, while cute and good to look at, have no real grasp on the spoken English language. Everything we ordered was not understood, and we basically had to point it out on the menu and hope that it was ordered correctly. Our server (the one from Serbia) was always asking if everything was ok and constantly apologizing. She told us this was her first day, a lie that both my fiancee and I knew immediately because we had been served by her 4 weeks prior. I came to find out later that when I went to the bathroom she went to the table to ask why I looked angry and tried to ensure that we were indeed having an ok time. Now, I may not smile all the friggin time, but c'mon, I don't glower, especially enough for someone to pick up on who can't converse with me properly. Anyway that's getting a little much.. moving forward. We got 2 drinks each, chicken shawarma, hummus, and babaganoush Taste wise, everything was fantastic. Service wise, yet again, everything failed. Water costs money, she missed the fact that my fiencee ordered food, she missed her wanting another drink, she even forgot to bring the drink after it was ordered, she forgot to bring the food after it was done after 1 of the orders was brought out again. It was basically a Clusterf*ck Symphony #2 in F minor. There really was no point in trying to get any angrier, it would have just been futile. After all our food was eaten we passed on the Hookah idea since we are all feeling rough with some kind of cold/flu/sore throat deal and got the check. 70.11 for everything we had. I gave the server my card and a few seconds later she came back saying their machine has been down ALL DAY. Now at this point I am beyond disillusioned and no amount of her apologizing was going to make up for it. I went to the ATM machine they have in their lobby and guess what. It's such a POS it doesn't even allow me to pull out funds from my account because it isn't Visa/Mastercard certified. What the hell? What kind of a place in 2009 has a ATM like this. I can get money from an ATM in the friggin Tundra for petes sake. Luckily we were able to scrounge up 75 dollars and just left it on the table as we walked out quite disgusted with the whole experience. I felt like the night was almost a waste had it not been for the good tasting food still lingering in our mouths.
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