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  • Five stars because it's a great-sized store. Minus a star because even though it's big, they don't have that many new things despite the past four trips here (to look for something) over the past six weeks. And then we minus another star because customer service is hit or miss. This is really a big qualm of mine with high-end designer stores. Do you want me to look like a douche with all my diamonds and purses and heels and throw pennies your way you beggars? Why do you treat me like a peasant panhandling on the street for crumbs? Is my money not good enough for you, SALES PERSON? Are you from the royal Prada lineage and can laugh your way to your bank vault full of bouillon? No? Okay, then come over here, bring down that bag because my short asian legs & arms don't stretch that long, and let me buy it. No? Okay, go look up the Bill Gates story when they turned him away at the Lambo dealership - CUSTOMER SERVICE 101.
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