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Came here with my family, easily the most disgusting food we've had in Montreal.
Ordered a "Texan" and a tiny, half-burnt patty arrived soaked in what I can only describe as runny, sweet ketchup. Absolutely inedible and an insult to Texas. The "sauce" was pouring out of from between a small, rock-solid bun. Even trying to pick it up, the whole thing was a soggy mess. We told our server and she took it away. They spent the next 5 minutes laughing in the kitchen.
When the bill came, they insisted on charging me for it. The server came to explain she couldn't remove it without calling her boss. In the end, after a phone call, they insist on charging for the burger I had one bite of, one bite that required 5 napkins to clean up the mess.
The kitchen "cook" emerged only to berate me and snicker. Appalling customer service and outrageously rude and arrogant kitchen staff. They would sooner laugh and dismiss what was a helpful critique of their precious haute burgers.
Other items on the menu are equally repugnant, unless your idea of a burger includes slices of apple, honey or some deliberately obscure variety of lettuce.
The fries were cold and soggy, and really skimpy on servings. For the prices this place charges, you would expect a honkin' good feed. Frite Alors thinks adding an olive on your plate justifies the ludicrously stupid prices.
Anyone who's ever seen Ramsay's visit to Amy's Baking Company might enjoy the experience. She serves up "delicious" food and anyone that disagrees is a "hater" and gets ripped off and yelled at.
The one star is for actually getting away with charging that much for this garbage. Never, ever EVER again.
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