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  • Is it possible to find a functional time machine and un-Grand Open this horrendously bad Rachel's Kitchen [RK]? Ray Kurzweil? Where are you, pal? What would Ray have to hypothesize on this one? Surely there would be better uses of the technology; however, this RK is so bad .... Smoothies are the one item on the menu that will not be royally fucked. If you are getting anything other than a smoothie, you might be fucked .... Badly wilted greens in a to-go salad. Check! The poorest excuse for a sliver of whatever the feature ingredient in aforementioned salad was supposed to be. Check! A thimble size amount of sweet potato fries. Check! Sweet potato fries being as cold as Dick Cheney's heart? Check. Check. Check. I am not that happy with this RK. Frankly, it fucking sucks. Two-stars because I am nice.
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