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  • My sweet loving partner took me here for my graduation day celebrating 5 long agonizingly splendid years of college. I thought the elevator up was so very cool mind you I was scared of heights. We arrived mid-afternoon it was a pretty muggy day, the VIEW was still astounding and the interior was fancy looking at first. There were large awkward shaped pillars in the centers on the room holding everything up most likely. They didn't fool anyone by painting them like "trees" lol it looked silly and didn't fit well with their up-scale approach. The view is simply breathtaking and I can only imagine what it looked like at night. Its definitely romantic and fancy yet the servers are lacking skill. They aren't keen on refilling water I had to keep stealing my dates lol. They did bring out a glass of champagne because of circumstance I reminded them. They didn't have a good draft selection which baffled me, I would have thought they would have a nice selection of seasonal light beer to pair with their "fish grotto" dishes, MILLER LITE it is! Anyways, lets get down to business. We order fried calamari which was frigging awesome if I do remember correctly. I was expecting my thrill to follow suit on through with the dinner, I was thoroughly disappointed however. So both my other half and I order and filet with mash and baby whole potatoes. The meat for lack of better words was a "chode" LOL, it was the smallest steak ever, no bigger then a meat ball maybe 2 bites max. The meat size I could have gotten past if it were a delicious savory hunk of tender goodness, BUT Hell no it was like watching DORA the explorer trying to navigate around chunks of fatty tissue and Grissel. I guess this is what i get for ordering a steak at a "fish grotto." Well you ask how are the sides? What goes better with a chode than a piping bag full of garbage pureed mash, eh. They were aiming for new york up-scale and hit mediocre home made at best. There was no flare, no taste nothing but disappointment. I really loved the ambiance of this place the only thing its missing is the food that FITS THE PART. Everything is upscale but my palette was yearning for MORE THAN they could offer us. Don't be fooled that sky-high atmosphere and encapsulating glass 360 view comes with a skyrocketing check. We paid a whooping 170.00-180.00 for the bill our ending balance for my special graduation escapade 600.00 but would have been much less if we ate elsewhere....Thanks for the read try le-mont same price bigger steaks :)
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