Thank you Meineke (on serene) for not topping off my windshield wiper fluid.
All I wanted was an oil change, and that's about all you'll get at this place. Of course they were out of the advanced oil that would let me go 5,000 miles before changes. I also thought it was customary for them to fill up your windshield wiper fluid. Fat chance. They also said I need a new air filter, but they didn't have the kind my car needs. Thanks. The good news is there's a few places really close (wienerschnitzel/taco bell) to grab some food while you wait. The bad news is the place is right across the street from Silverado High School, so you have to dodge teenagers if you're there around 2pm.