Sun is shining , flip flops are flapping, sunglasses are gleaming, ice cream machines are humming.. what could possibly be missing? A FAT BURGER in the face! with a greasy side of onion rings?
YESSUMMMM.
I came here for lunch and the first thing that made me sigh sadly out loud was how crappy the "patio" was. It was 4 sets of 2 chairs bunch of plastic chairs along the side of the windows.
The ordering process is strange. They holler out your order to the kitchen?? Yes, because I really want everyone to know that I ordered a cheeseburger, onion rings AND a nature burger . Fantastic.
The Cheese burger was so so. I really have had better. The bun was horribly old and way too flaky for my liking. The nature burger (veggie) was impressive. Juicy and not as big as the regular beef burger. But still quite savoury. The onion rings were the saddest part. So awful!!!.
And I was REALLY craving onion rings :(
They charge a $1.00 extra for mayo on the side.
THAT'S how you know it's desperate for money.
Random fact: I think there was some sort of movie shoot going on too. I couldn't stay for long but the scene entailed 2 girls at a bubblegum machine. giggling and sorting through bubblegum balls. They were awful. You could see they weren't into it. Also, her heavy duty eye makeup suggested this could quite possibly be an amateur porno. Who knows.
Final decision: For a juicy burger to your face and/or onion rings, skip this joint. Try Fulton Burger on Tenth line or South St. Burger on Argentia.
xoxo
M.