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| - I thought the Pure Aloha Festival was going to be 'Ono, but it was more like "Oh, no" or even better, "No, no." How bad could it have been you may ask? Oh let me count the ways...
I counted one actual booth that was selling Hawaiian food and ne'er a poke stand to be found. How is this possible? Anyway, the booth we did decide to eat at offered regular cheesesteaks and a loco moco cheesesteaks, along with a side of mac salad...well they said it was mac salad. I say it was overcooked noodles doused in mayonnaise and that's it. And just a little note to the guy who told me they had the best mac salad, you're a liar. On the bright side, we didn't get food poisoning. So there's that.
After that we decided a hand dipped corndog might be good. And it would have been, if they hand dipped it when you ordered it after a 30 minute wait in line rather than serving a pre-dipped, waiting under a warming light for you to order. It also would have been great if they would have had plain yellow mustard instead of spicy brown, but hey, I least we didn't get sick there either.
My only other complaint is that nobody had any damn bottled water or soft drinks for sale at any of the booths we went to. The person/people responsible for that error should be beat.
I never rode any of the rides or tried any of the carnival games there because I do not trust carnies so I can't attest to any of that stuff.
All in all it was a very disappointing evening. But now I know I never have to go back and be that disappointed again. Consider yourself warned.
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