If Walmart and Disneyland had a love child, it might be the Concord Mills Mall: 1.4 million square feet of disorganized, low-quality, mass-produced merchandise scattered about a mall that is painted in primary colors. The floor is color-coded, with maybe a quarter mile of fire engine red followed by a quarter mile of nothing-natural-is-this-blue and another stretch of Crayola-inspired yellow. I have seen elementary school murals with a more mature design.
Perhaps most distressing (but least surprising?) is that the Concord Mills Mall remains the state's #1 tourist attraction. I will never understand. Don't they sell crap in other states too?