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  • You can bring dogs, but not tank tops. Let me explain. Five friends go to The Tavern On Mill. One male friend is in a tank top. Why not? It's Mill, it's warm outside and he has nice arms. Plus, it's Mill. A bouncer comes up to us and explains that his tank violates the dress code, so I literally take off my top and give it to him. There, he has sleeves. Note, and just to be clear, I had a cami on underneath so I was not exposed. The bouncer seemed highly amused and told us it was okay with him as long as my friend kept my shirt on. Yay, success... or so we thought. The bouncer at the door, having seen this whole episode, would still not let us in. Note to bouncer: Your boss should fire your ass for being a Barney Fife douche. We were obviously a fun group and our clothes swapping took some guts/ingenuity. That should have been enough to make a small exception this time. I mean, you let dogs in! They shit on the floor for god's sake. They hump your leg and bite people when intimidated, all things tank top wearing human beings do not do. Also, this is Tempe (a college town) and your name is The Tavern. A word that derives from the Latin taberna and the Greek taverna, whose original meaning was a shed or workshop. Give me a fucking break! You're not a club, you're a casual bar. I happened to mention to one of the bouncers that I never expected this sort of thing in Tempe and he told me to go back to Scottsdale! What an asshole. I was nice about it all and that comment was really unnecessary. The only other time I've been to The Tavern On Mill was during a pub crawl and I only stayed long enough for one drink. Too bad I will never be back because the bouncers are such jerks and I refuse to hang out at places that lack personality. I mean, who would have guessed a place that hosted a graffiti pub crawl where people wrote things on each others shirts like "help me find my clitoris" would have such a strict dress code? Minus one star for being assholes. Two stars out of pity because I love dogs and because if the owner lets dogs in I am going to assume he is not as much of a jerk as his bouncers.
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