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  • Celebrated 10yr anniversary this past Friday. Had left a message earlier in the day and requested an outdoor seat. Unfortunately they could not accommodate and were told we could wait an hour for a table to open up. Wasn't going to happen so we gladly took our seat in the empty interior dining area. The Good: Food and service were tremendous. Couldn't go wrong with the various course options and thoroughly enjoyed our food and bevies. The Bad: There is one shared toilet in the entire place. My wife and I had a few drinks elsewhere before dinner...huge mistake. My fist trip to the bathroom shortly after arriving was a 20 minute fiasco. Some old Scottsdale bulimic was in there purging her foie gras. Shortly after I had voiced my concern to a manager, this surgically altered specimen (cross between a Siamese cat and a duck) emerges from the bathroom and passes by without a word. Line is several people deep at this point so I quickly rushed my business and ran back to the table. Now my wife had to go and there was still a line...I'll spare you the details, but unacceptable for a restaurant of this caliber. Would rather have a port-a-potty outside to use than deal with that again. Really broke up what could have been a special meal. Spending half the night waiting to tinkle instead of enjoying a candlelit experience with your loved one was a bummer. Tip: Wear adult diapers or dehydrate yourself prior to arrival. Minus 2 stars for lacking facilities required to micturate.
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