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| - The drive-thru clerks here are Awesome! They're fast, courtesy, and pleasant to do business with. They engage right off the bat. I could tell them my whole life story or even why they should Yelp if i wanted to, but my transaction would be done before i can even get half way there.
Most lanes (3 including 1 ATM lane) are open.
It takes me no more than 5min to drive through and make a brisk deposit. A few min more if no lanes are open.
They have a pen inside the capsule thing for you if you need it. At that point if you need to use it i hope it's blue, explode on you, your new white shirt, your just-cleaned-car you got serviced next door, in your Grande Gingerbread Latte with Soy Milk, and all over your furry critter in the back seat because you should have been prepare for this from the day you were born! I DO NOT WANT TO WAIT TO BE GREETED BY THOSE LOVELY TELLERS!!
I want those clerks to make my day right away, and NOT idling behind you. So, please, get your life together and come correct. Then take your receipt, lollipop, and reminiscence how pleasant that event was.
*Tip* Ask for a stack of deposit slip and place them in an envelope inside your car. That way the world (me) doesn't have to wait.
*side note* Don't worry if you have doctor's handwriting or sketch in Klingon. They'll decode that sh*t and make sure your money goes into the right account. Just make sure you use my account number XXXXXXX1234 -;D
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