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  • I came here to take a picture of a hot little ass. Here is the picture below. http://www.yelp.com/user_local_photos?select=-9G26AI0y2f18yN_wmkUEQ&userid=JM0GL6Dx4EuZ1mprLk5Gyg As you can see, it was about 122 degrees today so the little burro got pretty hot. My Yelp review apparently brought a ton of people here today. I have never seen more than 2-3 people at this park in the past. Today there were tons of people in BMWs and Mercedes hanging out. Obviously, they were all Summerlin residents. A couple of people kept telling me that some woman wrote a review on Yelp about how the Burros all just had babies and that's why they came here. A woman? Due to the fact that most people in Summerlin are illiterate and only have money because they are slightly less mentally disabled than the rest of Las Vegas, they have an inability to read the sign that reads: "$500 fine for feeding Wild Burros and Horses". Like every guy was feeding the burros today. Sheriff John McCarthy lives less than 50 feet from this park. And, the ranger and game warden come by every couple of minutes as well. I do not recommend ever feeding the burros here. Don't even bring food here for yourself. The burros are really persistent! One time they just kept leaning on me and pushing me with their heads until they were finally able to get the sandwich out of my hand. They even ate the meat in the sandwich. I thought burros were herbivores? What the hell is going on around here in Clark County? Next thing we know, these burros are gonna be eating people. The people at Blue Diamond are mostly all generally really friendly. The welcome center is actually located inside the church but is only open like 3 hours a day. Every house in Blue Diamond has at least 2 burros hanging out on the lawns. Some of the residents are so sick of them eating all the flowers that they put up wire fences to keep them out. http://www.yelp.com/user_local_photos?select=oS4SjEFf7neX8d1FhVtcVA&userid=JM0GL6Dx4EuZ1mprLk5Gyg Let's not forget that coming to Blue Diamond Park is free. There is no admission fee or donation box. That is great for all you NW Vegas residents who have a net worth of 56 cents. Also, please don't send me angry messages because there weren't slot machines and blackjack here. Don't come here expecting to enjoy anything Las Vegas related. Most people come here for the ass.
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