Stevey P:" Shopping for a jock strap in a former Albertson's seemed weird...:
I do not. Know. How. To top. That.
Those who know me, however, do not see me as a top anyway, so I will move on...
We walked into this mammoth sports store with two things in mind; water shoes for Rickie and new tennies for me. Although the store was full of merchandise, the signage was clear and viseable. BOOM. Men's shoes to the right.
Grabbed Rickie's shoes. Found a pair of $69.99 Asics marked down to $39.99. Tried 'em on. Little slivers of pillow heaven. My toes for the first time spoke to me and said, "Thank you. Thank you, you cheap fool. What took you so long?" Kinda bitchy, but I understood.
We were asked for help, though never needed it. Arrived at cashier and was asked if we found everything we needed. Yes. Was the answer. There less than 10 minutes.
In N Out. Fast food. Fast shoes. Great service.
BTW Stevey P...I hear Unique On Central has some rhinestone jock straps...just an FYI.