Joe's Deli: 1.5/5 stars.*
Yet another Denny's clone, but somehow made even blander. The food is utterly devoid of anything resembling flavor, as if adding seasoning to anything (eggs, home fries, omelette) would give the clientele a heart attack. (And, judging by the average age of the people eating there, that is a distinct possibility.) The coffee tasted of chemicals. The service, however, was friendly.
*If you like diner food, you might give poor Joe's 3/5.