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  • If you are looking for the newest in massage therapy, this is where technology beats happy endings. No joke. Imagine this, the era of the movie "Demolition Man" where John Spartan (Sylvester Stallone) and Lt. Lenina Huxley (Sandra Bullock) are "getting it on" with the sexual headsets. The machine is laid out like a coffin with water pressure that moves forwards and backwards much like a car wash without getting wet. You lay there face down with clothes on, for a certain time in deep relaxation, the water pressure goes through your body much like a car wash ( I use car wash b/c literally seems like it ), and it just touches all your sensual organs from feet to um...parts to ... shoulders. The sensations and feeling are intense. I'm not going to tell you what almost happened but I will tell you I would like to do this every night before I go to bed. If only I can lay on my back.... ohhhh . Thanks to Ana, the lovely salesperson who help us. And for showing us the "portable machine" wink wink. Ok, it is portable massage that works wonders. Too bad, it's way out of my price range or else I would take it. So, after a long night of drinking and gambling, I suggest coming here. It's located in the Bally's Hotel and Casino shopping area. Trust me, you will have a better nights rest after this.
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