I didn't realise how many calories Chinese food has until I read the menu for Mandarin. Enough to feed me for a week in one order. What the hell, I'll do it. The wings were as deep fried as anything I've ever had and paired very well with the beer I was drinking. The vegetable spring rolls were not great. The chow mein wasn't that great either. The fortune cookies were good and so were the fortunes. "You will receive a financial tip which could make you rich." Wait, isn't insider trading illegal?